Funny Rhyming Poems for 4th Grade

Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

A Rumble in My Bedroom

I Like It When It's Quiet

Our Baseball Team Is Always Last

My Ice Cream Is Melting

The Cow on the Hill

I Love to Read a Mystery

I Went out Exploring

Crash! Bang! Boom!

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

How to Eat a Chocolate Bunny

My Brother Was Brought by a Bunny

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Computer Cat

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

April Fool's Day

Good Morning, Dear Students

The Games in My Room

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Bought a Maserati

Our Holiday Shopping

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

My Dog Does My Homework

Pet Shopping

My Sloth Is Supersonic

Nicknames

Lost and Found

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

AstroCow

Homework Stew

Peter Passed a Note Today

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

My Virtual Puppy

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

Falling Asleep in Class

I Made a New Password

I Can't Wait for Summer

Today I Got a Valentine

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Lunchbox Love Note

Olympic Granny

I Dreamed it Was December

Sleeping Beauty

If School Were More like Baseball

All My Great Excuses

My Father Can't Find Me

My Flat Cat

Advice from Dracula

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

We Ate All the Cheetos

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

My Koala's Not a Doctor

I Woke up this Morning

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

The Football Game Is on TV

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Gabby's Baby Beagle

My Christmas Travel Plan

How to Write a Very Long Poem

Today I Wrote this Poem

Overslept

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

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Vacation Cancellation

I Tried to Take a Selfie

My Teacher Took My iPod

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Here's a Silly Poem

My Creepy Costume

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Zoom Gloom

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Pickle with Cheddar

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

Running Late

I Went to the Movies

Cooking Class

Chocolate for Breakfast

On New Year's Day

You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

My Grandma Bought a Rocking Chair

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

Sleeping Santa

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Online Is Fine

It's Winter Vacation

Sick Day

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Deep Sea Dance

Valentine's Day Card

The Birds Are Chirping Happily

Perfect

Somebody Stole My Butt

My Dog Ate My Homework

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Santa's Feeling Sick

I Need to Do My Homework

Yesterday I Took a Test

After Thanksgiving

This Morning Is Our History Test

Today I Wore a Costume

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